A pipe and a spoon and a tenpenny nailÂ
Stole a tin dishpan and went for a sail.Â
But the cook he grew curious,Â
Fussy, and furious;Â
Gathered his trappings, and went on their trail.Â
He found them that night in a pitiful plight,Â
And sent them all home on the ten o’clock mail.