The Mighty Baron Batteroff Lyrics

The mighty baron, Batteroff, 

Raised a whale in a watering trough. 

When the whale grew large and fat 

He ate the baron's brindle cat. 

But pussy, once inside the whale, 

Began to tickle with her tail. 

This the monster could not stand, 

And spewed her out upon dry land. 

That night, when all was fine as silk 

And she had supped her bread and milk, 

She grinned and told old Batteroff 

How she got the whale to cough.