Once upon a barren moorÂ
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.Â
The bear could not bear the boar.Â
The boar thought the bear a bore.Â
At last the bear could bear no moreÂ
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,Â
And so one morn he bored the boar -Â
That boar will bore the bear no more.