A pipe and a spoon and a tenpenny nail 

Stole a tin dishpan and went for a sail. 

But the cook he grew curious, 

Fussy, and furious; 

Gathered his trappings, and went on their trail. 

He found them that night in a pitiful plight, 

And sent them all home on the ten o'clock mail.

Category: Funny Songs
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