Bricks and bones! 

Sticks and stones! 

I chased a thief through twenty zones. 

I found his hat 

On Ararat, 

And hurried on as quick as scat. 

In a day or two 

I found his shoe 

Where he had sailed for Timbuktu. 

I met the goat 

That ate his coat 

Upon the road to Terre Haute. 

At last all worn 

And quite forlorn 

I chased him up the Matterhorn.

Category: Funny Songs
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